Monday, April 11, 2011
As one who frequents the unsavory dark side of the NegroNets™, better known as WorldStar HipHop, I'm pretty hip to this new viral trend of late night pancake/waffle house fights. I'm this is all foreign language to you, most of the videos involve women who appear to be drunk after a night of clubbing throwing down in 24 hour dining establishments like IHOP, Denny's, and that staple of fine Southern hangover recovery food, The Waffle House.
In recent months there has been an explosion of these videos. I mean, there's literally 2-3 new ones every week, which leads to the obvious chicken/egg question. Namely, are people fighting in Waffle Houses more frequently because of the internet, or were they fighting all along, out of the view of well adjusted, rational human beings because there wasn't the proper technology to document such f*ckery? It's one of life's biggest unsolved mysteries, right up with the cure for Cancer, the Loch Ness Monster, and why some black folks join the Tea Party.
Anyways, the most recent video in this ongoing series dropped last week, and I gotta say, this might be the most entertaining one I've seen yet.
These two hoodrats obviously expected the white chick to just roll over and take her beating. They clearly underestimated their opponent and caught a few chairs to the dome as a result.
Let this be a lesson to anyone who decides to throw dem' bows at Denny's. If you're gonna fight: #win.
Question: Were you aware of this latest viral phenomenon?
* Hat tip to Bol.