Thursday, May 15, 2008

You Can Take The HoodRat Out The Hood'...


...but you know the rest.

As if you guys needed any more evidence that our youth need guidance, here's the latest in Nigga Nonsense, straight from the Lone Star State.

Marche Taylor thought all her school friends will turn their heads to see her wearing the dress she prepared for the high school prom party, but instead she had to turn herself in after things got too tense and Houston police had to intervene.

Taylor’s skimpy dress showed a lot of skin and the chaperon didn't like that at all. She just refused to let the girl into the dance because the dress she was wearing was inadequate.

Things got tense and escalated at such a degree that school officials had to call the cops. A police officer showed up and escorted the teen girl out of the building, but not before handcuffing her.

Ms Taylor got very angry because the school officials just didn’t give her an option. According to her sayings, school officials told her to go home or go to jail.
And I don't have to tell you which option this virtuous young lady chose.



Seriously, and I know this phrase is getting old, but "where the hell are the parents?"

No, I don't blame young Marche one bit. She's an impressionable young lady who craves attention. She wanted to wear a Freakum' Dress to the prom, and lacking any parental guidance, she took a few swatches of fabric right over to Aunt Nay-Nay's and got that bad boy sewn up. I'm glad the school principal knew better than to allow this sorta Magic City getup in the Senior Prom. And yeah, I'm still wondering where Marche's parents were when this news channel came to interview her, and somehow persuaded her to put the dress back on and parade in front of the nation.

[Editor's Note: Anyone else think it's a bit odd that CNN keeps picking up these sorts of stories? Last week it was Latarian, the preschool car thief. Today's it's Marche. Who knows what's next. Is this some sorta covert operation to derail the Obama campaign? And is it just me, or is Campbell Brown the ditziest, most untalented "journalist" evar?!?! I'm just sayin'.]

This is why I try my darndest, between the jokes and poorly-worded regional humor to convince you guys to Take The AverageBro Challenge and pour just a few of your hours into the lives of impressionable youth like Latarian, Soulja Girl, and oh yes, Marche Taylor. Some of our parents clearly aren't getting the job done, and blaming Bob Johnson, Debra Lee, and Soulja Boy isn't gonna change a damn thing.

Get off the bench, check in the game, and do your part.

A whole generation of preschoolers in Freakum' Dresses are waiting for you to come save them.

Houston Teen Handcuffed For Skimpy Prom Dress [AP]

AB.com Has The Best Commenters EVAR!!!


I always say this blog if you guys', not mine, but I don't think ya'll really feel me. The lifeblood of any blog is comments. Yes, hits are important for your ego, and your pocket assuming you're appropriately monetized (all these new ads aren't an accident). But I seriously doubt that any person writes in a vacuum. You write because you want others to absorb some of what you put out there and respond. And honestly, even though Google Analytics tells me how many folks visit here everyday (usually in the high 100's, 1,500 on the rare really good day) the best gauge of how many folks are really paying attention is the comments.

Seeing a big fat ZERO comments after bangin' out a well-written post is like Kryptonite for a blogger. I vividly remember those meager early days when it was basically just me and AverageSisterInLaw talking to each other all day.[1] I Hope I Don't Go Back.[2]

Whether ya'll agree with me or not, I love your comments. I get each and every one delivered to my Inbox the moment they're posted. I check my email every morning when I wake up (Blackberry 8300 is that crack), the minute I leave the gym at lunchtime, and often while weaving through traffic on my way home. When I'm in the middle of a long assed-boring client meeting they crack me up and break the monotony. When my day's not going to well, they pick me up. They are the reason why I keep stealing 15-20 mins from my Day Job each day. They're the legitimacy that opened doors at NPR, The Black Weblog Awards, and The Washington Post.

In short, they're the reason I do this. And for that, I thank ya'll.

Oddly, although I love comments, and read literally dozens of other blogs daily (thank God for RSS readers), I seldom if ever leave comments. I don't know why, but I just don't. So, to the hundreds of lurkers who float in each day to watch me an a couple dozen of my closest friends shoot the breeze, I say thank you, and I ain't mad at ya'. But your two cents are always welcome, and the door's Anonymously open. Join the convo. The more the merrier.

But for my die hard AverageCommenters, this case of Cyber Capri Suns is for you. Thanks for the making this site what it is, I couldn't do it without ya'll.

AB.com sends crazy stupid ridonculous shout-outs to:

ebonygentleman
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cube
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WriteOnBro
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Thanks, and keep ridin' with ya' boy! If I missed you, blame the head, not the heart.

[1] Not that I mind talking to my sister in law all day, she's good peoples. She really helped get the word out about this blog when nobody else wanted to help. I'm eternally grateful.

[2] Name that song.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Curious Barry: Tasteless Humor or Blatant Racism!?!?


Postracial America?

Race Doesn't Matter?

First Black President?


Sheeeeiitt!!!

Yep, this is indeed the mentality we're dealing with in 08'.[1]

Houghton Mifflin Harcourt is considering legal action against a Georgia tavern owner selling T-shirts depicting presidential candidate Barack Obama as the Curious George monkey character.

In a statement, the Boston publisher, which owns the book rights to Curious George, said today the firm finds the T-shirt “offensive and utterly out of keeping with the values Curious George represents.”

The statement, issued by Houghton spokesman Richard Blake, added: “We are monitoring the situation and weighing our options with respect to possible legal action.”

A tavern owner in Georgia has been peddling the shirt with a picture of a happy Curious George eating a banana above the words “Obama in ’08.”

The tavern owner, who some have described as an “ultra-conservative,” has denied to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that the T-shirt is racist. But protesters outside his tavern say the comparison of Obama, who is an African- American, to a monkey is an old racist stereotype.
Here's a closer look.


And the obligatory news account, courtesy of Youtube.



In all seriousness, while the imagery of a whimsical black man with a banana is hardly politically correct, I wonder if it's really all that offensive. I've seen the same sorta tastless humor with Curious George Bush. And if you think about it, with the quizzical facial expressions, the dumb and dumberer soundbytes, and of course all that infamous dancing, you could argue that G.W. is far more primate than Barry.

Peep game.


But nobody would call that racist.[2]

I'm just sayin'.

BTW, I see Johnny Boy Edwards finally put down the hair products and endorsed Obama. Does this make a difference in courting that blue-collar vote, or does a guy with a 28,000 sq foot home only add to the elitist tag?

Question: Whaddya' think? Is the Curious Barry shirt merely good, wholesome, All-American fun, or racist as all get-out? Does Edwards' endorsement make any difference?

Curious George publisher mulls legal action over Obama shirt [Boston Herald]

John Edwards Endorsing Obama [HuffingtonPost]

[1] Props to ebonygentleman, my reliable lead generator, for sending this story my way.

[2] Alright, who the hell am I kiddin'? This shit is racist!

Why Barry Really Can't Win.


[Vote for me, please. I won't join the NOI if you elect me. Promise!]

The MSM is all caught up on Barack Obama's lack of traction with "blue collar white workers", an angle which will undoubtedly be echoed repeatedly in the next week after his ethering in West Virginia last night[1]. This strikes me as a total crock, mainly because the past few Democratic candidates have had marginal levels of success without winning a majority of the white vote, let alone the suddenly coveted category of blue collar (read: poor) rural white men. Clinton didn't carry the white vote in 96'. Gore didn't have it in 2000, but he won the popular vote, although you could argue that did him about as much good as a truckload of Gregory Abbott's Greatest Hits LPs.

But since that dingbat Campbell Brown (seriously, how'd she get that job?) and the fellow talkin' monkeys at CNN need something to talk about, we'll be hearing this same flawed analysis in the weeks to come. Sheesh, isn't it about time they start focusing on Cotton Hill McCain already?

Nonetheless, while you've got the historic racial dynamic of a serious black candidate making a run for The Number One Spot, I've yet to see the MSM go in on any level to try and explore the psychology of the many whites who simply will not evar vote for a black man under any circumstances. You and I know this segment of the population does indeed exist, but you sure as hell wouldn't know it by watching MSNBC, CNN, or Fox News. My hometown Washington Post is just as complicit in not bothering to peel this onion, but Tuesday's story on the racial slights experienced by Obama supporters in Pennsylvania was about as close to a serious examination as I've read this year.

I hate cut-and-pasting this extensively, but the article really is a must-read, and I didn't want to omit anything.
For all the hope and excitement Obama's candidacy is generating, some of his field workers, phone-bank volunteers and campaign surrogates are encountering a raw racism and hostility that have gone largely unnoticed -- and unreported -- this election season. Doors have been slammed in their faces. They've been called racially derogatory names (including the white volunteers). And they've endured malicious rants and ugly stereotyping from people who can't fathom that the senator from Illinois could become the first African American president.

The contrast between the large, adoring crowds Obama draws at public events and the gritty street-level work to win votes is stark. The candidate is largely insulated from the mean-spiritedness that some of his foot soldiers deal with away from the media spotlight.

Victoria Switzer, a retired social studies teacher, was on phone-bank duty one night during the Pennsylvania primary campaign. One night was all she could take: "It wasn't pretty." She made 60 calls to prospective voters in Susquehanna County, her home county, which is 98 percent white. The responses were dispiriting. One caller, Switzer remembers, said he couldn't possibly vote for Obama and concluded: "Hang that darky from a tree!"

Documentary filmmaker Rory Kennedy, the daughter of the late Robert F. Kennedy, said she, too, came across "a lot of racism" when campaigning for Obama in Pennsylvania. One Pittsburgh union organizer told her he would not vote for Obama because he is black, and a white voter, she said, offered this frank reason for not backing Obama: "White people look out for white people, and black people look out for black people."

On Election Day in Kokomo, a group of black high school students were holding up Obama signs along U.S. 31, a major thoroughfare. As drivers cruised by, a number of them rolled down their windows and yelled out a common racial slur for African Americans, according to Obama campaign staffers.

The bigotry has gone beyond words. In Vincennes, the Obama campaign office was vandalized at 2 a.m. on the eve of the primary, according to police. A large plate-glass window was smashed, an American flag stolen. Other windows were spray-painted with references to Obama's controversial former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, and other political messages: "Hamas votes BHO" and "We don't cling to guns or religion. Goddamn Wright."

In a letter to the editor published in a local paper, Tunkhannock Borough Mayor Norm Ball explained his support of Hillary Clinton this way: "Barack Hussein Obama and all of his talk will do nothing for our country. There is so much that people don't know about his upbringing in the Muslim world. His stepfather was a radical Muslim and the ranting of his minister against the white America, you can't convince me that some of that didn't rub off on him.

"No, I want a president that will salute our flag, and put their hand on the Bible when they take the oath of office."

Karen Seifert, a volunteer from New York, was outside of the largest polling location in Lackawanna County, Pa., on primary day when she was pressed by a Clinton volunteer to explain her backing of Obama. "I trust him," Seifert replied. According to Seifert, the woman pointed to Obama's face on Seifert's T-shirt and said: "He's a half-breed and he's a Muslim. How can you trust that?"

He opened the grill and peeked at the kebabs. "It's not his race, because I got real good friends and all that," Cox continued. "If anything would keep him from getting elected, it would be his name. It might turn off some older people."

Pollsters have found it difficult to accurately measure racial attitudes, as some voters are unwilling to acknowledge the role that race plays in their thinking. But some are not. Susan Dzimian, a Clinton supporter who owns residential properties, said outside a polling location in Kokomo that race was a factor in how she viewed Obama. "I think if it was somebody other than him, I'd accept it," she said of a black candidate. "If Colin Powell had run, I would be willing to accept him."
And there you have it. For all the bullcrap about this campaign being "post-racial", reality is, anytime there's a black man involved in anything in America, there's gonna be a racial element. The question is, are these folks so dogged in their distrust in the intentions of a black man that they'd seriously consider signing up for another 4 years of the same administration that cost them their precious jobs, homes, and genteel ways of life in the first place? That's some pretty bassackwards thinking if you ask me, but hey, what do I know?

The question isn't how Obama appeals to voters who hold this sentiment, because reality is, he could find each of these folks a job that pays them 3 times their current salary tomorrow and they still wouldn't pull the lever for him in the Fall. People with this sorta mentality can't be campaigned, pandered, or appealed to. Reality is, these folks made of their minds about Barry Obama 46 years ago, and there ain't a damn thing he can do about it.

I know I'm obviously about to ask a redundant question, but why in the hell hasn't the mainstream media focused on this aspect of race in this year's campaign? There was a big brouhaha about women in South Carolina voting gender vs race, there were some major race related flareups during the Democratic campaign, and let's not forget Rebb'n Wright. But in 95% of the cases, the discussions about race in America have all been very superficial, usually cloaked in the guise of patriotism and "values". I know networks are hesitant to explore true investigative journalism that could potentially offend wide swaths of their viewership, but if they're even remotely serious about the state of race in this country, you'd think someone would have explored the sentiments many white voters hold on some deeper level.

Instead of continually asking "why doesn't Barack Obama appeal to these voters", perhaps someone should ask "why aren't these voters open to considering Obama?" Seems like the seriously journalistic thing to ponder if you ask me.

Aww hell, who am I kidding? This is all about ratings.

Question: Do you think Obama can win in the Fall without capturing a majority of the white vote? What, if anything, can he do to convince voters that hold the above sentiments to consider pulling the lever for him?

Racist Incidents Give Some Obama Campaigners Pause [WaPost]

[1] John Edwards got nearly 10% of the vote. He hasn't been in the race since January. What kinda inbred hicks vote for a guy who's been outta the race for nearly six months? Some folks deserve to be systematically disenfranchised.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

LeBron To Mama-Bron: "GO SIT DOWN!!!"


Imagine this: you're a 6-foot-9 260 pound athletic freak and certified worldwide superstar. You're commercial gold, hawking everything from Bubblicious to State Farm Insurance. You've taken your talentless squad on your back and carried them to the precipice of an NBA title.

And your mama still has to stick up for you when the chips are down.

Gloria James doesn't like to see her little boy get beat up.

So when she saw Paul Pierce drag LeBron James into the crowd on a drive to the basket, Gloria jumped up to his defense. Now, she might want to wash LeBron's mouth out with soap.

As Gloria approached the scuffle, Cleveland's star forward told his mom to sit down, using language that might have offended a few lipreaders.

"I told her to sit down with some language I shouldn't have used. Thank God today wasn't Mother's Day, it was yesterday," James said after Monday night's 88-77 victory.

But James swears he was just looking out for her, trying to make sure she doesn't miss any games.

"Even though that's my mother, the commissioner doesn't care if it's your mother or your kids or anybody, you can't allow fans and players to get involved like that. And I can't afford for my mom not to be at every last one of my games."
In all my years of coaching youth basketball, I've obviously seen far worse than this. There was one kid, probably a 5th grader, who got accidentally kicked in the nads. Instead of just writhing in pain on the floor like most kids, this numbnut immediately jumped up and ran into the stands (while the ball was still in play), practically leaping into his sobbing mother's arms. I don't usually advocate poor sportsmanship, but when the kids on my team started clownin' him, I didn't discourage them. Some stuff is just uncalled for, and some of these kids need a foot in the ass to shake free some of that excessive babying.



I'm not sayin' LeBron is that kinda dude, but some of his theatrics during the first round series with my hometown Wizards were a bit over the top.[1] The "extra" facial expressions the moment he's even touched as he goes to the hole have to some degree sullied my reputation of him. I'm not saying this dude is a gutless baby, but c'mon Bron. The league has your back. The refs will whistle the moment you get breathed on. And you're 6-9, 260, with 1% body fat. Enough with all the hysterics.



So, when King James was tossed into the stands last night vs the Celtics, I expected some over-exaggerated throat holding or something or other as usual. But out of nowhere comes Mama-Bron, and things got really gully. You sorta have to watch the whole thing uninterrupted to really get the gist of it, but all I could do is feel mad embarassed for dude.



Seriously, the funniest thing is this whole clip is watching LeBron's mouth as he is separated from his mom. Some are saying he simply told his mom to "sit down", others say he serenaded her DallasPenn-style with a full-blown H.S.D. I'm sure you guys couldn't care less either way, but it's pretty funny to watch regardless.

Question: Do you think some parents take their children's athletic contests a bit too seriously? What's the worst example of bad sports parenting that you've ever personally observed?

LeBron yells at mom to sit down after hard foul [FoxSports]

[1] Yep, I'm still salty. 3 straight years of 1st round losses to the same mediocre squad will do that to you.

My, How The Mighty Have Fallen. Literally.


[You just got knocked the (#@! out!!!]

It's probably not a good idea to cyber-clown a dude like the infamous Suge Knight[1], but watching this is sadder than sad on so many levels.
Death Row Records founder Suge Knight was involved in an altercation at a Los Angeles night spot over the weekend that resulted in him getting knocked out cold.

Knight and a group of men beat an unidentified man at Shag nightclub after the Death Row head and the man got into a heated discussion. Knight and the man were involved in a conversation before witnesses said Knight shouted "I want my money!" After Knight and his crew assaulted the man, the man got up from the ground and landed a punch to Knight's face that resulted in the infamous music mogul hitting the deck. Sources told say Knight was out cold for nearly three minutes.

Details are sketchy as to who actually knocked Suge out, the man who was beaten by his entourage, a witness or someone else altogether. It is also unknown if a weapon was used to deliver the punch.

Knight and his entourage exited the club amid a minor frenzy following the fight. A woman attempted to drive Knight away in an SUV but hit other cars when she both pulled forward and reversed. Security removed the woman from the car and another member of Knight's posse drove him to the hospital. According to the report, police attempted to talk to Knight at the medical facility but he was uncooperative and refused to file a police report regarding the incident.
Suge took Death Row Records from a regional upstart to an industry juggernaut that singlehandedly changed the rap game in the early 90's. He ruled with shrewd business acumen, and a heavy dose of fear. He was not above danglin' a random mutha*@*$$# off a hotel balcony to prove a point if so provoked. So, watching him laid out like some outtake from Friday is pretty disheartening to watch.

Or karma, depending on how you look at it.

No, I couldn't resist running this clip. Admit it, you already knew it was coming, cliched as it is. It's only right.



Question: Do you feel bad for Suge Knight, or did he have it coming considering how many folks he's punked over the years?

Suge Knight Punched Out In LA Club This Weekend [411mania]

[1] Seriously Marion, this is just jokes, man. Just jokes. Please don't take any of this stuff seriously. I don't need to see you at my front door.

Michelle Obama: Asset Or Liability?!?!


If you've followed this site for any period of time, you know that Michelle Obama and I didn't get off to the best of starts. I thought some of her initial remarks when the campaign was just getting underway were a bit "extra". Her "keepin' it real" style of oratory, which includes lots of playful barbs at her husband, is something most married black folks can relate to, but doesn't necessarily play well on the campaign trail. Like it or not, America likes it's First Ladies quiet and (preferably medically) sedated. Botox Barbie McCain fits the mold. Nancy Reagan invented the mold. Laura Bush is a keeper of the mold. Michelle Obama more or less breaks the mold into a million pieces.

Over time, I've grown love her style. It's genuine, personable, and dare I say, Real. Her frankness and occasional lack of tact is the perfect compliment for her husband's sometimes overly polished persona. This has sometimes landed her in trouble. She's dropped mangled soundbites that the Right Wingers have pieced together to paint her and her husband as unpatriotic America-haters. This is of course a crock of bull. Michelle-O doesn't talk any differently that AverageSis, AverageSisterInLaw, AverageMom, or any of the other dozens of black women I know. In fact, if you really peep her backstory, you'd agree that she's the embodiment of the truest attainment of the American Dream, perhaps even moreso than her equally talented husband. And my homegirl The Black Snob says she "dresses so sharp, she could cut a b*tch" [1]

Seriously, what's not to like?

Needless to say, not all the country shares my fond opinion. Middle America just isn't used to a seeing a highly educated, confident, proud black woman who speaks with intelligence (not to be confused with sass) and has accomplished far more than many people can only imagine. The "elitist" tag her husband gets slapped with is often applied to her as well. Some think her "Barack at home" tales effectively emasculate her husband, rather than humanize him. Her Princeton essay on racial issues on campus will surely be trotted out come the Fall.[2] And that "really proud of my country" speech may be taken out of context, but don't bother telling that to conservative talking monkeys like Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. Michelle Obama really, really hates her country, and she should just move back to Africa. Or so they say.

I like peeping foreign newspapers from time to time, since they tend to cover US issues from a completely different PoV. Witness some snippets from this recent UK Times article, discussing whether or not Michelle-O is a plus or minus to her husband's Presidential ambitions.

Michelle Obama would be not only the first black First Lady in history, but the youngest (at 44) and the tallest (at nearly 6ft, she has at least an inch on her husband). In one other, crucial respect she is also different from any previous First Lady: she says exactly what she thinks, when she thinks it, with a caustic sense of humour that is both very amusing and very dangerous.

For while Mrs Obama is her husband's greatest asset, she could also, potentially, become his biggest liability.

She was accused of being unpatriotic when, in an unguarded moment, she declared: “For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country ... because I think people are hungry for change.” Even more damaging, when asked whether she would support Hillary Clinton if her husband's opponent eventually wins the nomination, she could not hide her antipathy: “I'd have to think about that - I'd have to think about her policies, her approach, her tone.”

Perhaps most controversially of all, she has gone out of her way to put a little homemade tarnish on the halo over her husband's head. She has spoken of his snoring, his bad breath in the morning, how he fails to put the butter back in the fridge or replace the plastic grip on the bread packet to keep it fresh.

To many, this may sound like the normal joshing of a happy couple, but coming from a potential First Lady the remarks were seen as positively risqué, even disrespectful. First Ladies tend to fall into one of two categories - policymaker or home-maker: either they are political operatives in their own right (as Hillary Clinton was), or they are expected to look pleasant, back some worthy causes and avoid saying anything either controversial or interesting (in the manner of Laura Bush). First Ladies are not expected to hold forth on the subject of their husbands' smelly breath.
The article is an intriguing read that's a bit flawed in places[3], but interesting nonetheless. Peep it if you get a moment.

Question: Do you see Michelle Obama as an asset or liability to her husband's campaign? Should spouses be off limits when it comes to political smear campaigns or are they fair game?

Michelle Obama: asset or liability? [UK TimesOnline]

[1] Her words, not mine.

[2] Which means Botox Barbie McCain's drug issues should also be fair game. I'm just sayin'.

[3] Even they misquote the "really" proud speech. Sheez, where's the ombudsman?

Monday, May 12, 2008

AverageBro Does NPR: Take Three (w/Audio)


I did NPR News and Notes with Farai Chideya as expected today. As is my typical routine, I hopped the train to Chinatown, grabbed some Starbucks, and made the (rainy) trek down Seventh Street to Mass Ave. When I arrived at the studio, I found a pleasant surprise. The show's hostess, Farai Chideya, was broadcasting live from DC, as opposed to her usual spot in Los Angeles. I've been a long admirer of Farai's work, from her books like Don't Believe The Hype, to her recent guest appearances on HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher. She's as cool as expected in person and all-around "good peoples", so this was definitely a bonus.

We ran through a number of topics, including the "cluster" that is the Democratic nomination for President, the Philly Police Beatings, and The State of Illinois vs Robert Sylvester Kelly. Also on the panel today were Meji Alabi of anythingBlack and Shay Riley of Booker Rising.

You can listen to the Blogger's Roundtable segment by clicking here.



When HoodRats Attack:The Sad Story of Soulja Girl!


No, this isn't a Candid Camera or MadTV skit. Peep this latest example of Extreme Niggadom, straight from The "A". Apparently, this fine young lady was clearly offended by something the elderly MARTA rider said, and decided to C.Y.I.N.

[Editor's Note: This video is highly disturbing. It features racial epithets, lots of four letter words, and acapella trap music. Consider yourself warned!]



I love how she gets real quiet when the dude actually steps to her.[1]

"I'm pressin' charges!"
"I'm pressin' charges!"
"I'm pressin' charges!"


Yet one more reason why I'd never consider moving back down South.

Thankfully, the MARTA police force just issued a warrant for her arrest.

Police in Atlanta’s public transportation have issued a warrant for the arrest of a young woman known as “Soulja Girl” after she was seen violently rebuking an elderly woman on a subway line. The woman was seen screaming on the train at the elderly woman while reciting lyrics to the rapper Soulja Boy.

The woman is seen on a widely-viewed video screaming, “Yaaa, n***a, yaaa” and “I’ma beat you’re a** on this train.” She also called the senior citizen a hoe and a b***h and threatened to kill her.

Wanda Y. Dunham, the chief of police for Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority (MARTA), issued a statement requesting help in arresting the female. AllHipHop.com confirmed with a MARTA representative that the person in the video is indeed the same person sought by police.

“MARTA police were notified about this video last Friday and launched an immediate and aggressive investigation into the incident,” said Dunham said in a statement. “The tipster also indicated the suspect has been known to ride Bus Route 22. MARTA police were able to positively identify the individual allegedly involved in this incident and have secured a warrant for her arrest.”
Soulja Girl will have her day in court, but still, we all got to do better. Take The AB.com Challenge and help prevent the next ATL train attack.

MLK is crying inside.

BONUS: Audio from Soulja Girl's sister calling V-103 in Atlanta.



Question: If you take public transpo on the regular, what do you typically do when confronted with youth like this poor young lady?

MARTA Investigates Taped Tirade On Train [News 2 Atlanta]

[1] I nevar, evar, under any circumstances would condone hitting a woman, but this ignant chick had SOMETHIN' coming.

AB Does NPR. Third Time's The Charm!!?!?


Although I went all Nat Turner and talked over my fellow guests the last time I was on NPR's News and Notes with Farai Chideya, they keep inviting me back for some odd reason.

I'll be on the show today (Monday the 12th) around 1:20pm EST. Peep your local listings if you wanna listen in and watch me make a fool of myself in real-time. Otherwise, stay tuned, and I'll drop the archived link here shortly after the show ends.