Sunday, April 11, 2010
"Gold Stars & Cookies"?!? The f*ck is this, middle school?
More Community Organizer Swipes. I'm sure folks making $30k to actually improve this country from a grassroots level really appreciate being marginalized.
"Part-Time Senator"? Trick, how long did you keep your last Day Job?
"Nu-Cu-Lurrr"? Maybe Bush & Palin are right, and the rest of the free world just doesn't understand basic enunciation.
Listen to the 0:30-0:45 second mark, and tell me she doesn't sound more like your local neighborhood pipehead than a Presidential aspirant.
Despite what anyone says about Miss Sarah being "a threat to Liberals", I can't see her as anything other than a gift-wrapped re-election victim for Obama in 2012. Of course, her fellow GOP'ers will ensure she never makes it past primary season. If she thought Katie Couric was tough, wait'll she gets a load of Newt.
I'm sure some of you are wondering "Well AB, if she's no threat, and such a joke, why do you keep wasting valuable megabytes on her?" Honestly, it's because I'm intrigued by this lady's effect on "Real Americans". I find the fact that anyone with half a brain is able to take her seriously both hilarious and downright frightening. I think she embodies so much about what's so wrong about so many people in this country.
Then again, we all know that everytime she shows up somewhere, she's getting a check for a cool $100k to spew this nonsense, which is free market capitalism at its best. That's what you call pimpin' The Game.
And we all know you can't hate The Play-ette.
Question: Did you understand any of this gibberish?
Tags Popped: Go Sit Down