Just in case ya'll were wondering, I do indeed have a life outside this blog. I've been out running amok and sowing my wild oats responsibly, which resulted in a fine new baby boy who burst onto the scene this morning, clocking in at a robust 7 lbs 6 oz. AverageNewBaby is fine, AverageSis is resting, AverageToddler is still wrapping his mind around this major change, and AverageBro.com is taking a pause for the cause.
Don't worry, there will still be daily drops here. I always have a week of fresh posts in the hopper, so keep on coming by and leaving comments. I'll prolly be back in live action sometime late next week, but the previously recorded show will go on, so don't roll out on me.
If you wanna support the AverageKids Go To UPenn Scholarship Fund, please show some love by patronizing one of our many sponsors. Trust me, with new diapers, and another mouth to feed, I need all the help I can get. At this rate, with the economy like it is, the kids might be lookin' at CCP instead.
Enjoy, and thanks in advance for the well wishes.
 No, that's not either of my sons in the photo above, but he looks eerily similar to AverageToddler. Seriously Google Images, WTH!?!!?
 That joke is for Ciara and Thembi only. Hope ya'll caught it.