Saturday, August 30, 2008

What's Latarian Been Up To?!?


If you were wondering what our favorite doer of hoodrat things, Latarian Milton's been up to lately, this is your lucky day. The fine folks at famed NYC hip-hop radio station Hot97 somehow managed to trick his Grandmother into putting him on the phone for this very lengthy and very exploitative interview.

The full 20 minute audio isn't on YouTube yet, but here's a promo teaser. The action begins around the halfway mark, so don't be fooled by the old video.



Sadly, his family seems to have co-signed on this nonsense, apparently thinking they'd get a Nintendo Wii in return. You can clearly hear his Grandma in the background feeding him shoutout requests around the 12-minute mark of the audio below.

Lord help us. And someone get this kid a show on Nick Jr. before he ends up in the pen.

Question: Shouldn't Child Protective Services be rounding this kid up by now? What was his Grandma thinking? What should his Nick Jr. show be called?

Listen To The Entire Latarian Interview On Hot97 [zSHARE]

12 AverageComments™:

Anonymous said...

I guess Grandma is saying, "his little bad ass cost me money to fix those cars, let me gain some cash off of him."
Chubby needs to be in some after school program learning how to swim or playing soccer. Instead, he's most likely sitting on his arse, eating chips, being motivated to do nothing but make a fool of himself. AND his family.
His show should be called, "Juvie Hall."

Anonymiss said...

To put it bluntly, WTF are they egging him on? That shit ain't cute.

His badass needs to be kept in line. He wouldn't survive in my fam.

cinco said...

Latarian?
Did he ever have a chance? Nothing more needs to be said.

Brother OMi said...

like i said, it's not the babies who are crazy, its the parents...

MissJay said...

That boy does not need no show on nobody's TV, radio, internet (too late), none of that. He needs his assed kicked!

Anonymous said...

It's not going to be so cute when this kid ends up hurting somebody. Like the previous poster mentioned said he needs his ass kicked.

ebonygentleman said...

I'm tired of hearing about this l'il bastard. It's kids like him that think behaving like an idiot is okay.

And Hollyweird is waiting to put him on a TV near you.

EG

Daedalus said...

This kid is not going to make it to 15 before he does time. Hillarious!

Maglet said...

*sigh*

That's a sad shame. I feel sorry for this kid because CLEARLY he never had a chance from the gate! What the hell is wrong with people? I'm sure his kin love him, but in a really screwed up way, self-hating way.

Poor Latarian... :-(

ebw-educated black woman said...

You know what? I listened to the interview and came away thinking Latarian has more sense than the DJs.(LOL @ him correcting the DJs for pronouncing his name wrong!) I believe Latarian. He's not a bad kid. He did just get frustrated. SMH @ Grandma for letting him be exploited in this way. I was wrong about him. I didn't expect him to be so literate. He's an A-B student for Chrissakes! Someone needs to take this child away from Grandma and give him some love, stability and positive direction. Yet another reason to step up and accept the AB challenge.

the uppity negro said...

It's entertainment.

Pure and simple, this country thrives on stuff like this. Someone just needs to whoop his ass a few good times.

But, I don't know what to say about grandma because I clearly remember she was going OFF when he wrecked her car saying she wanted to beat his ass but couldn't because the cameras were around. My my my how things have changed.

milliondollarnigga said...

You are all just jealous! Because he is all hood. He is one bad little nigga. You all are just scared he is gonna come kick your ass, run into your car and eat your grandma's chicken wings. You all wish you had a little kid like this. I'm training my son to be the toughest nigga in the streets. Latarian Milton is my idol!

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