Sports Guy's World on ESPN.com. L.A.-based Writer Bill Simmons provides an irreverent, yet informed spin on various sports topics, not entirely unlike what I do here at AB.com. Of course, he gets paid for his grunt work, while I am forced to beg you guys to buy AB.com T-Shirts, now with our new logo!, available in various designs and sizes at the AB.com Store.
Anyways, one of my favorite features on the site is his occasional Best of The Inbox segment, where he takes reader questions on various subjects he may or may not have previously written about. I've always wanted to do the same thing, but this didn't make much sense until I got the right amount of daily hits and return visitors. With that quota sufficiently filled, I guess this is good a time as ever to try out this experiment.
Shoot me an email and ask me anything you'd like to know about me, AB.com, politricks, Negro Nonsense, vocoders, you name it. For the hundreds of lurkers who visit this site everyday, but never comment, this is your chance. For my readers of a lighter persuasion, consider this the opportunity to ask an imaginary black friend anything you might have even wanted to know, but not bad enough to possibly get punched in the face. Sorta like Chappelle's Show's Ask A Black Guy, but with a far younger and more handsome star than Paul Mooney. No questions are off limits, but keep it PG-13. I'm not obligated to respond to everything.
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