This story is all kinds of wrong. Just $1,000 to kill someone? Posting hit jobs on Facebook? Dude's lame a$$ profile pic of him comically brandishing a pistol? Nope, that ain't the worst part of this.
The worst part is the reporters reading the FB status updates.
"What he look like? Where he be at?"
Unintentional comedy at its best.
Don't drop the soap, Miss Eley.