Rule of cultural thumb: when the mainstream media finally discovers something that's allegedly cool, it's no longer cool. Witness this nonsense.
It's 2011. If you don't know how to do the Dougie yet, you should prolly just stick with the two-step. On the bright side, at least Terry Moran wasn't tasked with delivering this pointless expose. That mighta been even worse than the sista doing this story. Her wooden dance steps make Wolf Blitzer look like Shabba Doo.
Yep, ABC News, specializing in defining what was cool 6 months ago to Suburban America.