Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Separated At Birth?!? - Thug Tiger & Thug MC Hammer.

Funny how time changes everything. Just a month ago, Tiger Woods was the most adored athlete in the world. Now, one car accident and 16 jumpoffs later, he's a pariah to society. But the more I think about Woods extra-zestycheesy Vanity Fair cover, the more it reminds me of another formerly squeaky clean dude from The Yay Area who also got a little grimy later in his career.

Think about it. The skullcap. The previously hidden libido. The biker gloves. The mean muggin'. The very obvious sock extra-oily torso. [||]

Yep, Tiger shoulda been in that "Pumps In A Bump" video. Tell me I'm wrong.

Am I right, or am I right?

Question: Is Tiger auditioning for the "Pumps In A Bump" Remix (ft. T-Pain, Lady Gaga, Lil' Wayne, Jim Jones, Akon, DJ Khaled, Taylor Swift, Joe Budden, Joe Biden, and Martha Stewart)?!?

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