Monday, September 28, 2009

Uh, Wrong Kardashian, Lamar.

Yeah, I'm bein' petty. But I got a whole 7 days sans you-know-who to fill. You got some better ideas, get at me.
It's official! Reality star Khloe Kardashian is the wife to Los Angeles Laker player Lamar Odom.

The couple wed Sunday evening at the Beverly Hills estate of music mogul and Kardashian family friend Irving Azoff, People. com reports. Khloe, 25, wore a Vera Wang gown and was escorted down the aisle by her stepfather Bruce Jenner with her sisters Kim and Kourtney by her side.

It appears the channel wants to open the new season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" in December with a show about the wedding.

Problem is that Odom, who just signed a new $30-million NBA agreement and reportedly wants a prenup with Khloe, didn't give the lawyers enough time to draw up papers.

So yesterday's "wedding" may not have been legally binding, according to reports.

In the works is a plan for a post-nup that will keep the marriage from being official until both sides sign.

The bridal party also included Khloe's half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner. A ten-piece orchestra played during the ceremony and the wedding flowers were white.

Of the 250 guests to attend the "Keeping Up with Kardashians" star's black-tie wedding ceremony, famous faces included: Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osbourne, Kobe Bryant, "The Insider" host Lara Spencer, and more!
Say, Lamar, can we have a talk for a moment? Just a moment, I'll keep it brief, I know you have playbooks to study, or some such nonsense.

Dude, what are you thinking? Marrying a Kardashian is bad enough, but you do realize you didn't marry the good looking one, or even the sorta good looking one, right? Don't you?

No, you married the really, really Chyna-ish looking one. That's not Kim.

Seriously, you're an NBA player. You guys pretty much can have your pick. Why aim low? Aim higher, Lamar. Higher.

Worst of all, you didn't even wait a full month, and your dumb ass didn't even get her to sign a prenup (or so they say). Man, ask Kobe how that one's gonna turn out. Prolly not that good. I just hope you ain't marry her cause she's pregnant. Do some basic math, man, you dated her for one month. I know your doctored SAT's and that one year internship at URI didn't give you the bestest of book sense, but surely you can add 2 and 2. It don't equal pregnant, Lamar.

So yeah, basically, you're screwed.

Long as you do your usual disappearing act when you play my Wizards, I guess we're cool.

But I give you till Christmas, tops. Sorry.

- AB

Question: What's a reasonable time for folks to date before marrying? What the heck is Lamar thinking?

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Wed! [ETOnline]

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