Monday, June 29, 2009

AB.com Guest Post - See, This Is Why We Don’t Have Nothin’.

[Editor's Note: While I admire Hurricane Chris' uncanny ability to freestyle for half an hour about absolutely nothing, my homegirl Thembi clearly doesn't.]

Louisiana State Representative Barbara Norton (in the blue) is Hurricane Chris’s godmother, so I’m sure it was her pleasure to present him with a House Resolution commending him for “outstanding musical accomplishments.” By this she means beating America over the head with one of the sharper nails to ever pierce hip-hop’s coffin, the song “Halle Berry.”



[Editor's Note: Here's the full version of the video, just for context. While I think Hurricane Chris' performance is actually pretty fun/cool, Norton (who looks like Cheryl Underwood) on the other hand is totally embarrassing. And the awkward "what do we say now?" banter of the white guys afterward is even worser. Pour yourself some coffee and watch the whole 10 minutes. The laugh is worth it.]



Never mind that it’s a piece of trash that barely qualifies as music and it has lyrics such as “got a job, go ta school, p—y sweet as pound cake/and she boogie juss right, like ta crank that Stanky Leg.” It’s nonsense like this that makes me wish playing the spoons would come back into style.

Question: Is this the most absurd thing you've seen this year, or is it just me?

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25 AverageComments™:

adinasi said...

What's most absurd is folks voted for these fools to represent them, and THAT'S why we ain't got nuthin'

Derek said...

Too damn funny. I can't even get into "this is why we can't have nice things" mode because I'm still laughin

AverageBro.com said...

Once you get beyond the absurdity of the whole thing, it's actually sorta fun. I mean, seriously, who doesn't like that song?

HALLE BERRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!

Witness the faceless legislator in the top right corner tapping her foot. The chamber was RATCHET that day!!!

I think I'm the only one who kinds this sorta cool. Shoot me.

Ciara said...

I know how to do the "Halle Berry" (don't judge)

TD1016 said...

@Ciara... That's ok I hate the song but know hoe to do the dance a little.

AverageBro.com said...

The guy is actually VERY talented. Watch this freestyle and tell me you're not at least a little impressed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_t3EIxgMqw

Monie said...

I'm just glad I don't live in Lousiana.

the uppity negro said...

U showed the freestyle, and I was impressed, all homage due.

But, when I watched Barbara Norton, I compared her to Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick--that intro was nearly comparable to "yaw's boy."

He's a 19 year old kid, and I put emphasis on kid. I'm assuming here, which can go either way for me, but Chris don't strike me as some great person aware of some particular facets of larger life.

okay, to each his own.

His godmother on the other hand needs not be elected again. Also, as I said in my post: is this what we elect our legislatures for? Seriously, the mindset of our elected official allows them to think this boy deserves the time to stop doing legislative work and give him a commendation?

Huh?!?!?!

Jindal needs to get on his job.

MBB Founder and Editor Denene Millner said...

My God. This is embarrassing on the highest levels--seriously. I watched the first clip and got a good giggle seeing him "perform" his song on the legislative floor. But the second clip, with the legislature coming TO A HALT to honor someone who encourages women to "scrub the floor" with their asses is just TOO MUCH. It's not funny. It's not right. It's ridiculous and dead wrong, dammit. Seriously--this is what we elect people for?!

Definitely why we can't get ahead as a people.

undressingHER said...

I'm not mad about the song, I'm mad that they brought this stuff to this stage. Seriously, aren't people loosing their jobs?

Lamar @ Blackandmarriedwithkids.com said...

If I lived in LA I'd stop paying taxes TODAY. Man, you have got to be kidding me. And we wonder where they get the stereotypes they put on black culture.

OneChele said...

Location, location, location. Now if godmommy had hosted an event OFF THE LEGISLATIVE FLOOR and brought Cane out to spit, that would have been fine. But er, uh - this might not have been the time or place.

Though I doubt this is the first time they've had a poundcake punanny discussion on the floor ;-) Louisiana gets down like that.

spool32 said...

Louisiana has been electing snake-oil salesmen, criminals, and idiots to the legislature since Huey P. Long.

adinasi said...

Hmm...have they ever honored the MARSALIS family similarly? The Neville Brothers?
A sad reminder of elected officials who are slaves to popular culture and approval vs. being leaders.

Tragic.

Marbles said...

@ Lamar & spool:

Louisiana may be a disgrace, but hey, at least it's still functioning. Here in New York we've pretty much been without a state legislature for weeks. Pettiness and childishness have created a deadlock and a borderline constitutional crisis.

OneChele said...

@adinasi - Preach and speak true!

Zen said...

At least he had the good sense to wear a suit.

@Thembi
Yes, this is truly absurd, second only to the enduring absurdity of the BET Awards. And Barbara Norton is Cheryl Underwood's twin!

Monie said...

@adinasi

"...have they ever honored the MARSALIS family similarly? The Neville Brothers?..."

Exactly!

Tunde said...

well i'm surprised that he didn't have background dancers. :-|

Dubbayoo said...

I'm just glad to read these comments and see some of us understand "some things just don't make us look too good" and that just because you can DOESN'T mean you should.

AverageBro.com said...

To be fair, the state not only has honored the Marsalis family several times, they even used Wynton as the centerpiece for a starstudded Post-Katrina tourist campaign.

http://www.wyntonmarsalis.org/2006/03/10/wynton-in-louisiana-tourism-campaign/

I'm pretty sure the Nevill's have gotten their props many times over.

I understand the dislike of using the house chambers for something so trivial, but lets no go overboard.

Mahogany said...

Musta been a slow day....

Mimi said...

"Mens know about fine, cuz ya'll do it all the time?!" Was she serious? This is exactly why they don't want to let black folks into the high places and positions of power! We bring the hood with us! SMDH

VOD said...

Saw some of the video yesterday and couldn't take Rep. Norton any more, shut it off after a few minutes. Not sure what's worse - her bringing this to the House floor or him being given this honor in the first place, especially if he received the same honor as the Marsalis family.

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