Friday, February 6, 2009

C.Y.I.N. Hall Of Fame: Obama Books On Tape Quotables.

Okay, this is the last post of the day. Seriously. I need to keep my day job, but I couldn't NOT pass these along.

The folks at The Boston Phoenix had some fun with the Books-On-Tape version of "Dreams Of My Father" and lifted a few soundbites that you might find of interest. I'd embed this stuff in my own blog, but I'm too damn lazy to figure out how.[1]

Forget C.Y.I.N., listen to your Black President actually speak like a ni@@a!!!
“You know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry-ass motherfucker ain’t got nothing on me.”

“This shit’s getting way too complicated for me.”

“There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.”

“You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!”

"Blam! They on us like there's no tomorrow!"
I'm sure he's gonna use that third soundbyte in a press conference sooner or later if the House Republicans don't get in pocket.

And yes, these soundbytes are very real. No, those aren't Obama's words, they are the words of his high school friend, Ray. I don't really recall Ray from that book, but then again, as long as dry as "Dreams" was, I can't say I remember much of anything about it.

Of course, somebody already took it upon themselves to make an unnecessary techno song with all the soundbytes. Personally, I've prefer to hear them chopped and screwed, but that's just me.

For the mere novelty of hearing the sitting President sound like Chris Rock, you should do a RMC and download these babies to your hard drive so they can live on perpetuity.

Question: Is this the funniest sh*t you've heard in ages, or is it just me?

Barack Obama is @#$% tired of this @#$%! [BostonPhoenix] via

[1] Somebody please, please, please tell me how to upload these for future embedding. Please! I gotta re-use these.

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