Black, White, Or Other? lists a particularly heinous crime/news story, with incriminating bits of info omitted for the sake of confidentiality. Your job is to guess whether the protagonist is black, white, or the omnipresent "other", and to tell why you guessed how you did. The best guessplanation wins a week's supply of Cyber CapriSuns. And yeah, you could prolly Google the news story to find out the race of the person, but what sorta loser does that? Seriously. And if you already know about the story, and thus the answer, sit this one out. Be a good sport. Don't cheat.
Anyways, here's today's entry...
A bank robber here had a big appetite - and not just for money. A man munching on a sandwich Tuesday demanded money from a teller at the {redacted} Credit Union. A detective said the robber's working lunch was a first.Question: Is the Sammich Eating Bank Robber Black, White, or Other? Why?
"To each his own. He came in with a sandwich and left with it. He must have been hungry," said Detective {redacted}, who is investigating the robbery, which happened about 12:45 p.m. Tuesday. The man left with an undetermined amount of money in a plain white plastic bag.
{redacted}, credit union chief executive, said the man seemed patient as he waited to rob the place.
"He was pretty calm and willing to wait and eat his sandwich," {redacted} said. Employees can laugh about it now, she said, because no one was hurt.
"My vice president's grandchildren are calling (the robber) the 'sandwich bandit,'" {redacted} said. "They said it was rude he would come in and eat the sandwich and rob the bank at the same time."
She said police tried hard to identify the type of sandwich in hopes that a bank employee could recognize the wrapper or anything about it. There are several sandwich shops and fast-food restaurants in the area, but no one could say what it was the robber was polishing off.
The man visited the credit union briefly about 10 minutes before returning to rob it, {redacted} said. During the first visit, he asked about closing time and said he needed to bring his wife in to sign a check. When he came back, he was eating.
{redacted} said police are appealing to the public for tips to make an arrest in the case.
The suspect is described as a {redacted} male in his late 30s to mid-40s, about 5-foot-9 with a thin build and a mustache. He was wearing a stocking cap, red sunglasses, bluejeans, a light brown jacket and white shoes.



15 AverageComments™:
White. And I'm just going by patience and how the robber was dressed.
Red sunglasses and chowing down? Robbing a Credit Union? Claiming he has a wife? None of these things point to Black for me, and the red shades don't say white either. I'm going to go with Other.
"He was wearing a stocking cap, red sunglasses, bluejeans, a light brown jacket and white shoes." Doo Rag and Ones; that's a brother right there.
other, mainly because of the thin build
This dude is Black. All they had to say was white shoes.
Could we say Air Force Ones?
Who else would wear shoes white enoungh to garner attention?
Aint there a rap song that says ' You can Dance with your Boo, but watch my shoes'?
White!!
Eating a sandwich while robbing a bank? Black man.
$5 footlong and wave cap.......BrotherMan from Martin was "just chillin'" in the bank.
He gave the head nod and rolled out thru the window.
Oh, yeah...black dude.
EG
The robber was WHITE. Had I told you the town (Council Bluffs, IA) I woulda given it away immediately.
http://omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10493042
Yeah I def. would have guessed white if I saw that it happened in Iowa.
I'm betting white. But he best be some skinny dude who couldn't wait for his next meal. Cause if dude was fat... boy oh boy...
LOL that was a good one.
Alright mayne, enough of the Black, White, or mexican. please Find us some nigga nonsense! Don't forget about the AB challenge and stuff. I'm just saying don't forget about the other pieces. Ain't it about time for AB to go to the movies, well video store. What about we loved the 80's or 90's.
c'mon.....AB!......AB!......AB!.......
At first I wasn't sure, but just the fact that he was rocking a stocking cap? I'll venture to say it was a brotha.
And lol at: "My vice president's grandchildren are calling (the robber) the 'sandwich bandit,'" {redacted} said. "They said it was rude he would come in and eat the sandwich and rob the bank at the same time."
So, would it have been all good if he'd put the sandwich away until he finished robbing the bank???
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