Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The Magical World Of PhotoShop.


Seriously, Whitney. C'mon now.

Undefeated? Sheeeit. Unretouched would be more unintentionally comical.

17 AverageComments™:

vanilla latte said...

Holy crap. That's not photo-shop!! You know darned well that it NOT Whitney's body. Hell, I even question the head.

ebonygentleman said...

Naw...Hell to the naw.

Whitney ain't looked that perfect in like.....EVER!!!

And when is she going to get a boob job? Even rat faced L'il Kim got one!

EG

Jazzy said...

ROTFLMBAO!

AverageBro said...

@ EG

I think she already has one. I could be wrong tho'.

deedee said...

the rebirth of STRANGE' !!!!!

ebonygentleman said...

@AB

Hmmmm...

*grabs magnifying glass*

You sure Whit ain't got a chest cold or something? *LOL*

If she got an augmentation, she sure got ripped off! I hope she has Janet Jackson's number...maybe Miss Jackson (if you're nasty) can give her some advice on breast presentation. Even Mariah Carey knows how to "float those babies."

Maybe I can direct her to a copy of King Magazine. I hope that would get her cracked mind right.

'Cause what she got....ain't working. I'm sorry for being shallow on that...but you know it and I know it.

I mean...she got the MONEY to fix that.

EG

rorysmomma said...

can you say yeah right.

MissJay said...

WOW! Just..................WOW.

ebw-educated black woman said...

Is it live or is it memorex? @Vanilla latte..."I even question the head". DEAD. (with tears streaming down my face!)

Serafina said...

Whitney is tall and thin enough to pull it off. IF she dared herself to exercise, drop the crack pipe and had some microdermabrasion.

She's NEVA worn her hair like that and she skin looks drugless. This picture looks like a promo shot Naomi Campbell did during her "Keep it in the closet" video shoot.

But, thanks Whitney, for such a good laugh.

MissJay said...

I don't think that's her. Only the face. If it is her then.....WOW LOL

Daedalus said...

OMG. Whitney didnt look that good 20 years ago when she came out. Who is she trying to fool?

cjames30082 said...

"Crack is Wack!" LOL

One thing about the black community, we will forgive just acout anybody. If Whitney works on her vocals and gets them sharp, then belts out one decent hit and one song with some radio airplay, she'll be right back in the mix. Remember, she was doing movies, etc..

cjames30082 said...

@serafina

"....and her skin looks drugless"

Now that is funny! You are FOOL! (lauging HARD)

MissJay said...

@cjames and serafina

"....and her skin looks drugless"

ROTFLMAO how the hell did I miss that one!

spool32 said...

hah!

I think the technical term for this is: "fauxtography"

Anonymiss said...

ROFLMAO at Serafina!

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