Stereotypes are a way of life in America. We feed into them so readily that they take on a life of their own. But just how well do you really know your racial stereotypes?
Black, White, Or Other? lists a particularly heinous crime/news story, with incriminating bits of info omitted for the sake of confidentiality. Your job is to guess whether the protagonist is black, white, or the omnipresent "other", and to tell why you guessed how you did. The best guessplanation wins a week's supply of Cyber CapriSuns. And yeah, you could prolly Google the news story to find out the race of the person, but what sorta loser does that? Seriously. And if you already know about the story, and thus the answer, sit this one out. Be a good sport. Don't cheat.
Anyways, here's today's entry...
With nothing but time on their hands, three men and three women lodged at the {redacted} County Jail apparently figured out how to travel from one jail cell to another through the ceiling and engaged in late-night card games, drinking and sex while the rest of the prisoners slept.Question: The inmates are all of the same race, but are they Black, White, Or Other? Why?
All six have been charged with escape, a felony, for leaving their cell blocks without permission or knowledge of the jail staff. Bond in each case was set at $10,000.
An Oct. 8 search of cell block F1, which houses women, and F2, where men are incarcerated, revealed letters that “indicated inmates housed in F1 and F2 were getting through the ceiling area, and making contact with each other,” {redacted} County Sheriff’s Department Detective {redacted} wrote in a sworn statement alleging the crime of escape. “This contact appears to include sexual activity.”
According to the document, the visits went on for weeks during September and October. A female inmate who was not involved said she awoke one night early in September to find two of her cell mates using a metal shower drain cover to pry ceiling tiles loose. She said the women would place a plastic laundry hamper on one of the bunks, outside the range of surveillance cameras, and would hoist themselves up into the ceiling, then drop down into the men’s area.
{redacted} said the men, too, traveled the same route to visit the women. One man incarcerated at the jail, who was not involved, told {redacted} the three women appeared in the men’s cell block through the ceiling at least 15 times while he was in custody.
The search of the men’s cell block turned up what Dallaire called several bottles of “hooch,” a term for illegally obtained and low-grade alcoholic beverages. {redacted} did not specify the exact kind of hooch and the amount confiscated.


18 AverageComments™:
Black. All this story tells me is that coochie is the most power thing on the whole damned planet.
Man, WW3 is in the planning stages. It ain't Russia, or Al Queda, it's China.
Check it out. In China, a couple is only allowed to have one baby. As a consequence, people are aborting/killing female babies in hopes of concieving a male baby. There is a predeiction that in the year 2030 there will 30 - 40% more males than females in China.
That equates to about 200,000 (two hund-ed thousand) mickie fickes that won't be getting no coochie. They 'bout to blow some sh*t up.......That's what folk do when they ain't getting no coochie. They blow sh*t up!
MY THIRD EYE is open today! NI@@a's!
I would say white b/c the prisoners actually had to work together as a team to accomplish this.
I've seen this story... I have to sit out. :(
This is hilariously ridiculous. I'm going with white because the sex wasn't enough, they had to get lit, and white folks do hardly anything without some form of liquor.
I want to say white or possibly other. Only because (using stereotypes only) black folk would be more concerned with getting out instead of breaking into another cell. Then again I'm black and I have a cousin who doesn't mind going to jail so he can get free room and board, the bum lol. Its really sad.
Damn I saw this story too, so I can't play. I'll just say the power of the P-U-S-S-Y is at an all time high.
Hard to call, could be any race I think...
I'm going with white because of the alcohol, but I don't have a plausible reason for that
it's tempting to go with "other" or white because the tunneling thru walls involves having some knowledge of buildings and carpentry.
Black folks. I think this is a trick question. I'd normally think that black folks don't plan that well. But we're talking about hotafricanbootysex, TONK & and DRANK.
If I'm wrong, that's cool. This post gives me and excuse to use that faux word, "hotafricanbootysex."
Dang thugs!
EG
*leanin' to microphone* Imma go with white, Bob . Honestly, black folks aren't the "climbin' thru ceiling" types, unless you count knuckleheads that break into houses. Even they don't crawl around in the ceiling. White folks, Bro, white folks on this one.
ebonygentleman - My first thought was spades and hooch. That sounds like my typical night from the college days: Alcohol. Spades. Co-ed.
Who other than Blacks would crawl through ceilings to answer the call of the powerful trifecta (Alcohol, spades, sex)?
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I'm gonna say white. My first thought was black, but then I was thought, I don't think they'd put is black males and females together like that because you WOULD (let's be real, not only is the p---y power, but so is the d---) expect us to do that.
I think white because it's gotta be like some podunk small county jail and things are laid back as hell for that to even go on.
@ Hawa Bond...
Alcohol (Jack or Jim Beam), Euchre (White people Spades) and Orgies. Some of my white friends in college on party nights :-)
I miss those trash talking Spade games I use to play.
actually, i dont know.
i dont know if its a lack of enough info to go on or have i really accomplished a "wait and see" approach to araciailized settings such as this.
Ima sit back and wait and see what it is.
The reason that I like this segment so much is that it buys into my inner held stereotypes and 9 times out of 10 I'm wrong.
I forgot who said it but the trifecta?? OMG, that's hilarious!!
Sex, cards, and alcohol...umm..black? I heard the story but never delved deeper to see who it was. Now, had they said dominoes...LOL
Black. You know that necessity is the mother of invention.
White. Because if black folk had to go through all the work it takes to crawl through ceilings, we are not drinking low grade hooch. Anyone black savvy enough to devise some crazy ish such as this, has surely found a hookup for some Hennesy and hot wings awaiting them when they got to their destination.
The inmates were white.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1117082jail1.html?link=eaf
Man, I gotta tell ya', the explanations and guesses get more interesting everytime we do this one.
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