Friday, September 26, 2008

Breaking News: McCain Finally Agrees To Debate!!!

I have no idea why dude is showing up. After threatening to hold the debate and 100 million Americans hostage if there was no bailout agreed upon, he's suddenly showing up.

Senator McCain has spent the morning talking to members of the Administration, members of the Senate, and members of the House. He is optimistic that there has been significant progress toward a bipartisan agreement now that there is a framework for all parties to be represented in negotiations, including Representative Blunt as a designated negotiator for House Republicans.

The McCain campaign is resuming all activities and the Senator will travel to the debate this afternoon. Following the debate, he will return to Washington to ensure that all voices and interests are represented in the final agreement, especially those of taxpayers and homeowners.
So, I repeat, after all that tough guy posturing, there's no bailout agreed upon, yet dude is on the plane to Oxford at this very moment. That sh*t don't add up to me, but then again, what do I know? I just went to an obscure Negro College HBCU, I didn't go to the Naval Academy and finish 5th from the bottom of my class.

Maybe Obama pulled a Sho'Nuff and wrecked one of CindyMac's 13 kitchens last night. Never mind the fact that no actual cooking goes on there, how could I resist the urge to run yet another classic clip from "The Last Dragon"?

"Tell that chickenhearted son of yours to name the place... cause now he's got to fight me!"

Man, that never gets old.

AverageSis, start mixin' the Obama-tinis. The party's back on.

Question: Did Obama wreck Cindy's kitchen or did McCain simply realize how dumb Obama debating an empty podium would look on national TV?

Debate Is On [NY Times]

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