Tuesday, August 19, 2008

AB.com GuestPost: What's Your Secret, Mr. Foxx?!?

[Editor's Note: My cousin HotAirBalogger is finally back on his grizzly after taking a few months off. I have no idea where dude disappeared, but I'm glad he's back with his blend of observational humor and Negro Nonsense. Today, he goes in on Jamie Foxx's magical preceding hairline. Show him some love you-know-where.]

I couldn't sleep the other night, so started flipping channels. I ended up on one of the 27 different HBO channels out now (what the hell happened to just plain HBO? Now we got HBO comedy, HBO Signature, HBO Chirren, HBO Urban-where all shows are 47min late...i keed i keed)

But anyway, an old Jamie Foxx comedy special is on. All of sudden I realize....Something ain't right?

My eyes see this....

But my mind remembers this....

Has Jamie discovered the secret to the Receding Hairline epidemic?

This dude is actually able to grow hurr where there ain't no hurr.

I am not tripping...Check out Wiilie Beaman

Now check out Ronald Fleury...

Ray Charles....

Look at all dat fo'head!!!!

And now this...

Is somebody pinching this n*gga's forehead together?

I'm not hating on his style. He is still a great actor. But you can't just expect people not to notice your hairline.

[Editor's Note: I'm not hatin' either. I've got another good 10 years of hairline, then it's over. I'd like to know how dude pulled this off too.]

Maybe he is trying to get this out of his system.

I know what's going on, though.

My cousins in Philly used to use this black shit around their hairline to make it look razor sharp. I never tried it because I never understood it. Some people's hair color wasn't that dark. So you ended up looking like you had electrical tape around your head.

I don't know if that's what Jamie is doing. All i can say is "Let it go brother". Your hair ain't bad...


Editor's Question: What the heck is up with Jamie's hairline? Personally, I don't think he's using that hairline pencil stuff them Philly cats use (which is just stupid, BTW). Any idea what's going on here?

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