Monday, July 28, 2008

Caption This Photo.


Best caption wins something or other. Okay, who am I kidding, my kid is starting daycare next week, so I'm broke. Best caption isn't winning jack but bragging rights.

Anyways, gimme your best captions. We'll see who wins.

20 AverageComments™:

The Ink said...

Damn, it seemed so easy when That obama guy and his wife did it.

spool32 said...

"OK kid, show me how this works... I gotta learn Jeb this 'fore the 2012 primaries."

"Stop right there! I thought only black guys were allowed to do this."

"Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE! Form of... a smart, er, thinking... guy... thing!!"

"Quit movin yer gawd-dang arm, kid! This's harder'n it looks..."

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Nice fauxtograph, btw... if not for the slightly unnatural wrist position on the kid and some minor issues with shadowing, it'd look perfect.

Huntdaddy said...

Ok here's my caption

"President Bush discusses Paper, Rock, Scissers strategy with one of his closest advisors"

blackwomenblowthetrumpet.blogspot.com said...

"I was watching the Neee-groes and it went something like this..."

i.l.l. said...

@spool32,
Are you making fun of W's "lack of book learnin'" or making fun of the way "liberals" treat his lack of "book learnin'"?

Serious question.

the uppity negro said...

"May the Force be with you young white bretheren!

spool32 said...

@ill:
Except in #3, just his Texas accent. :) Having had him as Governor for a while, I think he's a damn sight more intelligent than most people believe. Nobody gets Bob Bullock's endorsement (Democratic Lt. Governer and unofficial King of Texas for 20 years) unless he's smart and politically savvy.

Still, with the look on his face you can hardly resist going for the general "Bush is a dummy" meme. ;)

What can I say, I reached for the low-hanging fruit. :)

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President Bush entertains the children of Marine veterans returning from Iraq. Interviewed later, the boy in the photo recalled, "President Bush gave me a quarter to hold, then said he'd make it leap from my fist to his... he said he saw David Blaine do it once but, well, it didn't work. I guess he's not that good of a magician!".

Wilma said...

@ huntdaddy: You had me laughing out loud!

Wilma said...

@ huntdaddy: You had me laughing out loud!

ebonygentleman said...

"Y'know, kid? I actually did one a them chest bumps last month. This is peanuts."

"My gamertag is BigOil911. I am SO into 'Haloed' 3"

EG

ebonygentleman said...

"I'm the REAL Master Chief!"

ebw-educated black woman said...

and the winner is...huntdaddy!LOL!

Travion said...

Bush: "Look, kid. I'll give you 20 bucks if you act like you like me"

Brother OMi said...

why does he have such an evil look on his face...?

"My precious...!"

hawa said...

"We can use these to channel our inner whitey (CYIW)"

Poopyman said...

I dunno about a caption, but if he had grabbed my kid by the wrist like that I'd'a kicked his ass and I'd be posting this from some off-shore "detention facility."

cjames30082 said...

@Poopyman
you would have lived up to your screen name at least because they would have beat the ish out of you.

MissJay said...

"Caint figure this damn thang out!"

(only because he looks deep in thought)

The Professor said...

Bush: So you say this is hot in the streets right now?

spool32 said...

@poopyman:

It's photoshopped. See my first comment... both hands are faked.

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