Thursday, January 17, 2008

AverageBro Rewind: In Case You Missed It

AB is busy fighting for his professional life this week, billing 12-14 hour days for a d-bag customer, staying in a 3rd rate hotel down by the river, and subsisting on Red Bull and endless bowls of Honey Bunches of Oats. I have a deadline to reach by EoW... or else. Let's just say that blogging, while therapeutic and all that good stuff, is not high on my list of stuff to do right now. It beez like that sometimes.

I hope you guys understand. I'm sure you do.

It's still technically the holidays, because when I left home my neighbors still had their Christmas lights not just up, but still ON. Although it seems pretty triflin', maybe this is typical suburban behavior, so that to me says Christmas. And Christmas to me says fruitcakes. And you know what fruitcakes say... Regifting (and diarrhea).

If you folks enjoy these fine posts as much as you occasionally claim to, buy a damn shirt or mug or something cause I just might really, really, really need the money very soon.

With no further adieu, The AverageBro Rewind.

Channelling Your Inner Nigga™ - My magnum opus of bloggdom, a masterpiece which came waay too far ahead of this blog's popularity curve, and still has a puzzling, big fat ZERO comments. Go read this, and for the love of all things precious, leave a comment.

The AverageBro Broken English Hall of Shame - AB's list of not-quite-slang, but far from King's English terms he'd love to see disappear.

AverageBro Is A SellOut - Did you know has it's own store chock full of cool stuff you can buy to support a Jamba Juice and iTunes habit the starvin' chill'rens in A-ka-fra? Buy some stuff and make the world a better place. If things on the Day Job keep up at this rate, AB just might need to proceeds to pay his mortgage.

Take The AverageBro Challenge™ - Real talk. Read it, and do something.

Enough Is Enough Better Stay Off Debra Lee's Petunias - The often imitated, yet seldom duplicated BET post that sparked a million internet copycats and swagger jacks.

'Could Mr. Right Be White?' - The AP's Assault on Black Marriage - Because mindless chatter about interracial dating is always Blogger Gold™, and because the article's author ripped me a new one somewhere in the comments. Also, my first AB CyberStalker staked her claim here. I'm pretty sure this isn't the same person as the AP reporter, so let's just say I touched a nerve or six with this one.
Enjoy the show, folks. And pray for focus, steadfastness, and a stable Oracle database for your boy. I need every break I can cop between now and Friday.

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