I so wish I was making this up.
A Minneapolis man has been charged with robbery after police say he robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes.Kids, repeat after me: "Crack is Wack, Crack is Wack!!!". Really, what more can I add that the mugshot doesn't already say for itself?
According to the criminal complaint, Carlton Jermaine Davis, 26, approached a woman who was leaving work around 1 a.m. Saturday. He said to her, in a very demanding voice, "put your cell phone and purse inside the bag". The complaint said that the 24-year-old woman was frightened so she complied. After giving Davis her belongings he demanded she take her shoes off. She complied and Davis responded "Now I'm going to suck your feet".
The victim told police that she was too shocked and scared to do anything. Davis then tried to suck her neck but as he approached her some people walked by and he took off. Police arrested the man a few minutes later about four blocks away. The woman identified the suspect and police were able to recover her keys and phone.
Davis has been charged with simple robbery and theft from a person, both felonies and his bail is set at $20,000.
Davis' brother from another, the Ol' Dirty Bastard, is crying inside.
Mugger Who Licks Woman's Toes Charged With Robbery [WCBS]
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Maybe he was just trying to make a name for himself. "The Toe Sucking Bandit" has a nice ring to it.
Yeah, but the cock-eyed mugshot is still a bad look. He shoulda at least had on his stunna shades or somethin'. Dag.
PLEASE tell me you are making this up. Truth is stranger than fiction.
He could have done much worser things to her than lick her toes. Consider herself lucky, as he could have whacked her.
Sorry, but this has got to be the scariest mug shot I've ever seen. I have to agree with Ross- she should consider herself lucky, no BLESSED, that all this dude did was lick her toes.
Not saying I disagree, but we are surrounded by LUNACY if we have to consider ourselves lucky when someone takes our purse and demands to lick our toes! This mess is crazy. And the crazier thing is, we will all just say "this mess is crazy", shrug our shoulders and move on, me included.
Well, I hope he can put his toe fetish to good use when he's on lock-down and the other inmates feelin' a little lonely at night. I can hear it now "what you looking at? you ain't gotta look at me while you doing it!" him: "I'm not." "Oh."
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