Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Next Time You Buy Crack, Keep The Receipt

Nigga Nonsense Week continues with this ditty from the Dirty South. I can't believe this didn't take place in Florida, but I guess Georgia is close enough.

A woman was arrested after she called local police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports. She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."

She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said. She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.
Sing along with me kiddies:

Crack is Wack!
Crack is Wack!
Keep the Receipts
You Can Get Yo' Money Back!

I better copyright that one before some MySpace rapper steals it and turns it into a platinum ringtone.

Whitney Houston is crying inside.

Woman Arrested After Complaining About 'Fake' Drugs [CBS 46]

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